I'll tag my favourite victim DartingDragons (https://www.deviantart.com/dartingdragons)
Heh~
Oh and for this meme I choose SanZ and Karasuya (^u^)
1.) Their pet goldfish dies!
SanZ - ... That's the circle of life, nothing I can do about it
Karasuya - Poor, fish... But I'm sure it's better this way, so you don't have to suffer under my insufficient care anymore
2.) A robber has broken into their house while they are home!
SanZ - Yo pal, what do you think you're doing here? I recommend you to hand over my things instantly and then leave this house, or you're gonna have a very. Bad. Time.
Karasuya - *shivers* What should I do, what should I do? I better call the police... Bu